Globalization has taken hold of my advice and disseminated it all over the globe. I, of course, am talking about my book Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine, available for purchase on Amazon (click here). Sales are coming in from the mountains to the valleys to the UK to Germany to Romania, Costa Rica, Turks and Caicos, and Thailand.
People have taken the books’ message [and book cover] to heart by literally leaving their cubicles for good times of a beach. Slowly but surely the word is getting out. Soon enough offices will be empty liberated by the rapture of the anti cubicle movement. It is my intent to continue to publish these tantalizing photos till everyone young and not so old (the target demo is 18-35) heeds the message and like the words from a famous beer ad, finds their beach.
We aren’t stopping in Iowa…
Not only are we going to New Zealand, Michael Fanous, we’re going to the south of France and Oceania and Azerbaijan and North Korea and New Caledonia, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York…. And we’re going to Dominican and Osaka and Washington and Michigan, and then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Byoahhhhhhh!