Vegas Knockout: Why Oh, Why Do I Love Paris?

(13) Paris vs (4) Cosmopolitan 

I love Paris in the spring time
I love Paris in the fall
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles
I love Paris every moment
Every moment of the year
I love Paris, why oh, why do I love Paris?

I love Paris because it was comped.

When I think of high roller suites in Vegas, I think of the movie Rain Man where Charlie Babbitt and Ray are dancing in their hotel suite before Ray’s date with Iris:

Yeah. She’s very sparkly. Definitely very sparkly.

Very sparkly.

In Vegas, low rollers get a free room at Early’s Apartment. Medium rollers get a free room at the Priceline Pretenders. And what do high rollers get?

High rollers get the largest room at the Paris Las Vegas Hotel and Casino.

Apart from my first class fight aboard Emirates, I haven’t seen so much gold in my life.

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Enter the Palace of Versailles

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3 Bedrooms of Gold

The freebies do not end with the room.

Looking for some food? Looking for some drinks? Looking for a party?

You’re money is no good here. But your room number and last name is.

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How sweet it is to be rollin

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How about a nightcap?

Or maybe you are looking for a quiet evening in?

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Make a few drinks at your own stocked bar

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Then perform some show tunes on your grand piano.

I love Paris, why oh, why do I love Paris?

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